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maczeta.jpg Machette is a great, killing, mega, super action ball crushing film directed_by Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis. It was inspired by fake movie trailer released after Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse in 2007. Robert Rodriguez mades such fantastic movie, that the only reason why didn't receive any Oscars or other, worthless Cannes-like-award, is that Machete is beyond all human festivals.


Machete Danny Trejo is a former Mexican Federale who plays by his own rules, and doesn't answer to anybody. In the wake of a harrowing encounter with feared drug lord Torrez Steven Seagal, Machete finds himself in Texas, where the shadowy Booth Jeff Fahey offers him the opportunity to make some quick cash by assassinating the unscrupulous Senator McLaughlin Robert De Niro. When the job goes awry and Machete realizes he's been set up, he turns to fierce taco queen Luz Michelle Rodriguez, heavily armed holy man Padre Cheech Marin, and trigger-happy socialite April Lindsay Lohan to show Booth that he just messed with the wrong Mexican. But before they can get to Booth, Machete's gang will have to contend with blade-wielding ICE agent Sartana Jessica Alba, who never met an adversary she couldn't flay.


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